ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace, via spicypineapple)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via capecodkristenkwassa)

"If you’re not losing friends then you’re not growing up."

(via expiry)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via like-ecstasy)

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted, via flower-fighters)

itsallinsidemymindpalace:

howidiotic:

my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is

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(via maurahatsandcoffee)

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via pk-starspam)

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

(Source: spermbanker, via florahl-ist)

metallics:

I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and becomes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it

(Source: metallics, via sea-faerie)

hotboyproblems:

if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room

(via unicornstickersrainbowkisses)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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(via incliche)